The only requirement to join this platoon is to watch this video :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0ulg2TmU

Longer version (hilarious) :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3xdh_6ryE4&list=WLENYnH2LAVzWz-fZa_UQgWltr-rS9b6EZ