Not actively recruiting *disclaimer--- this platoon is merely intended as a joke and not to be taken seriously or take the place of your home based clan/platoons * post things that make say FIDO*

For when you have shot the 100 Colonel in the face and he still takes your tags then teabags you.

When your hit markers from the tank .50 Cal does not produce a kill because he is jumping around like a homo.

When your struggling to keep your helicopter flying and some chucklehead jet rams you.

When they place C4 all over the M-COM and pink mist you.

When you get ran over in the base camp by a prepubescent 7th grader.

When you have said "how the heck did that just happen" more than 10 times a game

When all the glitching, cheating,lagging, hackers seemed to be amassed against you right outside your spawn.

When your tying to complete an assignment with a horrible gun in TDM and everyone else is running shotguns

JUST FIDO