Were you looking for the basement? Sorry, that's the next floor up.

Welcome to the Unofficial Steamtoid Battle Platoon

Our rule system is dynamic and not set in stone, for we ran out of stone stoning the stoners. We are the devout followers of Mithrandir with hearts
as black as a baked potato. We are the drunk children who tell dirty jokes to your Uncles. We were keeping kids in basements before it was
cool, and it was never cool, because we are not slaves to feasibility.

Our staff:

Max: Party leader, Executive Branch

Ivr: Our mascot, Judicial Branch

TP: Theological branch until Frankspickle takes over.