THIS IS THE NATIONAL TROLLING ASSOCIATION.. A PLATOON THAT MAKES ADMINS WANT TO THROW THEIR LCD TVS THROUGH THEIR WINDOW. WE WILL MAKE SURE THEY WISHED THEY SPENT THEIR SERVER MONEY ON SOMETHING LIKE COD 2. WE ARE A GATHERING OF THE MOST ELITE TROLLS ON BF3 AND IF YOUR SERVER HAS RULES.. EXPECT US. I DARE YOU TO WRITE NO SHOTGUNS OR no SOFLAMS IN YOUR LITTLE SERVER RULES. you will be spending the whole game banningplatoon one by one and making sure by the time u have finished kicking all of us you never make another rule again.

We will own you with our relentless placement of t-ugs motion sensor equipment, blow ur mind with our elite talents in soflam laser directional guidance, make you scatter brained with e-bots in every direction, increase your heart rate as you drive a jeep/4wheeler because of our relentless placement of mines, make you sweat as every flag you attempt to cap is usually spammed with c4, and lower your self esteem after u deal with our talented crew of mav operators in dire need of road kills! IF YOU
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Practice every Tuesday at 3:37 am on all gun master maps.. We will be strategically learning and working together in an extreme TACTICAL MANNER on the most ideal areas to place t-ugs, soflams, mavs, and my personal Fav the deadly e-bots.. Keep in mind, "ideal" meaning where the enemy can't find our elite and deadly equipment and destroy them. It's imperative you attend at exactly 3:37am, NOT 3:35am not 3:38am.. Three thirty seven AM at a random gun master map... ok solider you are now the most elite equipment operator bf3 has to offer we must all take responsibility to consistently improve our operational talents! See you on the equipment field.
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Requirements for application review: immortal, boss, base rape experience, have been banned from atleast 43 servers for being a troll and receive hate mail from admins in infantry only maps, must consistently place mines and be able to get kills on operation metro with a stinger. Have a soflam placement per minute of 750. Must camp in the random yellow dumpsters while your mac/e-bot is deployed at least once every other game.

Side note: I have been receiving multiple messages from applicants asking how the $&@:/ can one pull off a kill with a stinger on operation metro. If you don't know how dont waste your time applying thanks. DO NOT APPLY IF YOU DO NOT PLACE MINES ON OPERATION METRO WHILE BEING EQUIPPED WITH A JAV!
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Clan record: too elite to battle anyone (obviously) so it would be a waste of time.
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THIS section of the platoon wall is for our leaders to give ideas on creative ways to troll and receive kills. Creative enough to piss an admin off enough for an instant server banning.. Feel proud each server your banned from as it represents that you are one fucking annoying trolling equipment asshole.

CREATIVE TROLL IDEAS STATE BELOW:
please state what u feel is the definition of trolling besides killing with, e-bots, mavs. excessive mine deployment.. need to figure out a statistical formula that would give an individual a numerical value one can rank vs other players in order to make the troll power rankings.. must be troll ideas that have give some form of statistical data.. keep in mind trolling is a broad definition and c4ing objectives might be considered a tactic to another player.. EVENTHO ITS NOT ITS PURE TROLLING

Ideas:
C4 their vehicles in their base and wait for them to leave then blow the c4. Gotta fly in and fly out. Possible simultaneous 2 jet kills and a heli kill in one c4 explosion...fireworks in the sky

Find a sniper place c4. Go to area 100yrds away. Message him where you are. Jump up and down when he sees you. Then blow the c4.

Any kill with a message involved considered a troll in my book.

Surround a unaware enemy with 3 or more medics and harass him reviving the ones he kills, maybe have one in on it on his (enemy) team reviving him if we kill him
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TROLL POWER RANKING SYSTEM: (coming soon)