Tag: [F8L] Fans: 9 Created: 2012-01-06

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Fuck Around Test Your Luck (F.A.T.Y.L.)

Listen up,
First and foremost there is no dying without permission, and we don't accept defeat. We are the best of the best and will stop at nothing to accomplish the mission at hand. There will be no running and gunning, save that shit for Call of Duty, here you fight as a squad or as a team if possible, or kick rocks. Although our enemies will undoubtedly be pricks in battle we must not lower our selves to their level. Instead we shall take advantage of their weaknesses, and hit 'em where it hurts. Nothing pisses those bastards off more than being defeated by legit skill. Most important do the job of your kit, (i.e. does it make sense for a sniper to take a tank into battle? When it's disabled he can't repair it, so he jumps out and 9 times out of 10 the enemy repairs it, takes it, and now we're in a world of shit.). When you find yourself in a bad situation Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome. We are Swift, Deadly and Relentless. The preferred sidearm is the M1911, if you don't have it send me a message and I'll tell you how to get it. In conclusion those who apply will go through an acceptance period, to see if you are worthy of wearing the tag. You may not get in if:
1) Your shit's all retarted and you talk like a fag
2) You voted for Obama
3) You can't play for shit
4) You are a cheating bastard
5) You own a "shit bucket"
That is all, DISMISSED!

Commanding Officer,

When battling the Koreans at Inchon an Army PFC ran up to Puller and informed him that they were completely surrounded. Puller said,"That simplifies the problem, we've got those bastards right where we want 'em. We can shoot in every direction now."
Lt. Lewis B "Chesty" Puller
"You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em."
Lt. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

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