A Platoon for the "Old Guard" Members of Get Off My Lawn
(I just call it "Guard" since it sounds classier than "Fart")
* Invite Only*

Yes, it seems we're talkin' Lawn Gnomes. Bearded, red-hatted, beady-eyed, full-metal-jacketed Lawn Gnomes... small angry men with hairy faces. And knives. And big f'n guns. So forget those limp-wristed "evil clowns" you were afraid of in childhood. You've got a new phobia now.