''If you don't have a wife, you don't have a life''
''Life is a bitch''
''If you don't have a wife, you don't have a bitch''
''If you have a wife, you have a bitch''
So... if your wife ''makes'' your life
Call it: Real Life Admin
She can:
Kick you out
Ban you
Can choose your side (allie/enemy)
....
Celibacy...
^ Her choice... nothing to do... They rule this game.
If yall turn against'em.... you are gonna get killed
Needless to say:

''Baby Don't Hurt Me!''

This is not a competitive platoon [ At least for now ;) ]