First time on an airplane
everything is fine
Guy with a bomb strapped to his chest hurls at me like Zeus
He says that if he takes control of the plane he ill let me go
I interrupt him tell him "Shrek'll get ya lad."
Five minute silence
A little kid spots someone in the plane's window
It's Shrek
I let out a gleeful cheer as Shrek bursts his way through the window
Shrek whips out his ogre dong and beats everyone on the plane to death.
Shrek then tells me I was a good sport
I instinctively get on all fours and pull my pants down
Shrek then tears my ass with his ogre shrock
My eyes were watering
blood pools from out of my ass
Shrek finishes
light-green ogre cum shoots out of my body like an explosion
the plane has been flooded with his cum
I die
I am ascending to Ogre Heaven
Shrek is love
Shrek is life

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