We suffer fools gladly...

With BULLETS!

Lee (Ichy Ringer) is AKA Cleopatra as (if) he bathes, it's in gallons of arses milk.

Owen (LuvsBigCox) often dreams he is skiing, however when he wakes up he is clutching a pair of turds and has a fecal tidemark past his elbows from deep fisting leperous AIDS anuses.

Ross (PussyM) walks with a distinctive crunch in his step as his socks are full of his anal scabs that constantly drop out.
Later each evening, he pours pints of tramp jizz over these scabs and eats them in place of cornflakes as he prefers the taste. However most disgusting of all, is that he's ginger.