CAN OF WHOOPASS™ (COW)


Everyone has wanted to open a can of whoopass on someone at sometime or another.

I like opening a can of whoopass with my knife.

********THESE ARE ALL EXCELLENT REASONS TO JOIN COW*********

-Have you ever jumped out of a tank to repair it and threw a med pack at the side of it.

-have you ever jumped off a building and forgot to deploy your parachute.

- Have you ever been talking to your party and discovered you had your mic on mute for the last 10 minutes.

- Have you ever decided to run into that room to take out everyone in there and discovered you forgot to reload your empty weapon.

-Have you ever thrown a grenade and discovered it found it's way back to you.




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