Who's Your Daddy?
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http://www.twitch.tv/w00k13

NOW STREAMING WYD GAMEPLAY!


My name is Commander WYD W00K13 and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me soldiers.
XBOX LIVE soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the BATTLEFIELD 4 happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier.
We're gonna be dropped into Xbox live servers, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Noobies.
Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Noobies lessons in FPS skills. Noobie ain't got no skills. They're the foot soldiers of a pro-hatin', mass marketing gaming industry and they need to be dee-stroyed.
That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Noobie uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Original "teh_pwnerer" Jeremy. That means I got a little of Teh_Masterer in me. And our battle plan will be that of an internet resistance.
We will be cruel to the Noobies, and through our cruelty they will know who we are.
And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.
And the Noobie won't not be able to hep themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives.
And the Noobie will be sickened by us, and the Noobie will talk about us,
and the Noobie will fear us.
And when the Noobies close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the non-PTFOing they have done...
it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors.
When you join my command, you take on debit.
A debit you owe me personally.
EACH AND EVERY MAN UNDER MY COMMAND OWES ME ONE HUNDRED NOOBIE DOG TAGS!
AND I WANT MY TAGS!!
And all y'all WILL GIT me one hundred Noobie dog tags, taken from the necks of one hundred dead Noobies......

Or you will die tryin'.


UPDATE!
WYD IS CURRENTLY SEEKING TO FILL STAFF POSITIONS! WE ARE LOOKING FOR WEB DESIGNERS, MUSIC PRODUCTION, VOICE ACTORS, ARTISTS OF ALL MEDIAS, COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS, AND ANYONE WILLING TO ROLL THEIR SLEEVES UP AND PITCH IN!
DIRECT MESSAGE THE PLATOON ON TWITTER (just click the official website link at the top of the page) or via XBL to gamertag: WYD W00K13

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PLATOON PRESENTATION.....

In 2012 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can join..... WYD.

(Or you could just click the fan button, then click apply.) Your training awaits....

WE PLAY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME & THE THRILL OF THE COMPETITION.

We are a Gaming Community that believes everyone should be able to go somewhere, to get better without a bunch of egotistical jerks (with 400+ hours of gameplay) giving him/her a hard time about it while doing so.

We focus on TEAM ORIENTED GAMEPLAY, COMMUNICATION, & SHARING OF KNOWLEDGE.

WE ARE NOT HERE TO JUDGE: OUR AIM IS TO KILL THE NOOBIE. Whether its the noob inside all of us or the opponent on the battlefield...that noobie WILL DIE.

Members vary from kids to parents, high-school students to college professors, computer programmers to musicians,youtubers to subscribers, law enforcement to troublemakers, boy scouts to private military contractors/active military, mechanics to medical and veterinary doctors. (That being said, respect each others privacy. If the info's not offered, its probably none of your business! Consider it our very own "don't ask-don't tell policy")


THE ONLY LABEL WE SHARE IS....."GAMER"

WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR IS TO LEARN, TO TEACH, AND TO PWN!

RULES:
1) NO CHEATING!!!
--aka--
Stand-by functions
Action replay
Hacked/Modded X-Box 360 or Game Type
- controller mods
(Officially Microsoft licensed controllers are TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE!

CHECK THE WYD STORE FOR PLATOON APPROVED CONTROLLERS)

http://astore.amazon.com/wyd_sp3c-0ps-20

(Suggestions for the WYD store? Msg WYD W00K13 via XBL. All proceeds go to WYD War-chest. These funds are used to further our platoon.
ie XBL servers, website maintanence etc.)


- No going outside of any invisible barriers in a level during matchmaking. Ranked or Unranked If you MUST use glitches....CUSTOMS ONLY.
- Anything not listed that EA considers cheating IS CHEATING!
- NO playing in custom games, ranked matchmaking, or non ranked matchmaking with anyone who does any of the above.
Anything that breaks Microsoft rules and conditions is a Bannable Offense by us as well.

2) At all times platoon members must treat each other with respect. No talking trash about other platoon members. We are all here to BECOME BETTER BF3 PLAYERS, MAKE FRIENDS/NETWORK and HAVE FUN!

3) Staff (SP3C-0PS make and uphold the rules. ( if rules are deemed unfair by the Leaders than the rule will be tossed out)


4) It takes 1 Staff (SP3C-0PS) OR 2 Members to bring someone into WYD.
- Internal Platoon (SP3C-0PS) tryouts: There are none. If you want to be staff... ASK HOW.
What can you contribute to the collective?
If any one LEADER feels as if the person under consideration for a staff position has not set aside his/her ego, is not communicating effectively within our system, or just plain does not possess the right attitude, they will be guided on the right path to get there.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR MATURITY, EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATIONS, OVERALL BATTLE AWARENESS, PEOPLE WITH SKILLS...Nun-chuk skills, bow hunting skills, photoshop skills, video editing skills, music skills, writing skills, graffiti skills, marketing skills, community organizing skills, leadership skills, comedic skills, nun-chuk skills, bow hunting skills, you know....SKILLS.

5) Rookie Members:
- You MUST ADD "WYD ACTUAL" TO YOUR FRIENDSLIST ON XBOX LIVE. This is the WYD hub, from there you will be able to interact with other WYD soldiers and join, invite, or msg them.
- On battlelog under edit profile YOU MUST ADD WYD in your clan tag. Ask a member if you don't know how, we are all here to help you!
- After 1 week a Rookie member is a regular Member.
- Members must put "Who's Your Daddy?" or "WYD" alone or in the form of a sentence on their XBOX live profile.
- Any Rookie wanting to become SP3C-0PS (staff) must consult a SP3C-0PS Officer how.

6) Any SP3C-0PS OFFICER (Staff) who does not follow us on

twitter.com@_WYD_

(Just click the Official website link at the top of this page.)

within 7 days of their acceptance in our platoon's Competition team will be automatically removed from WYD SP3C-0PS.
ALL MEMBERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO FOLLOW WYD on twitter.
We have found that the most readily available (ITS FREE & ON EVERYBODIES PHONE), and easiest form of communication for the ENTIRE PLATOON & ITS FANS, staying up to date on everything WYD and BF3 is in fact twitter. Contact any leader If for any reason the new recruit cannot follow the PLATOON twitter feed within the 7 day period they will have their recruiter explain to the Leaders their reason and at that point will be evaluated as an acceptable excuse. (Don't worry were a tolerant bunch, just don't waste our time, or bore us, and we'll ALWAYS make sure we do the same.)

7) No SP3C-0PS Member (Staff) is allowed to be in another platoon while enrolled in WYD. If your Staff, your main account should always be in WYD. If your account ever strays from WYD you most likely will not be allowed back in. If you have a secondary account you may make a platoon with this or join someone's platoon (This platoon becomes an automatic WYD affiliate. NO EXCEPTIONS.), as long as it is used as a secondary FRIENDS list.

8) If you ever have a problem talk to a Leader. They will try and help resolve it.

9) PLATOON Matches are set up through our site. Any Member or Staff can go into a clan match that follows the rules of the EA community. Rookies can also scrim in any unranked, unrecorded match with other platoons without authorization.
They can also play in a ranked official PLATOON match if a SP3C-0PS Officer or Leader approves it.

10) Always remember we are here to become the noobs worst nightmare. So get ready to be unstoppable. This is OUR time......This is WYD!



Applying recruits! Recruitment is hectic right now with all the applicants, YOU NEED TO MSG via xbox live the leaders of the platoon. Msg should read: APPLYING RECRUIT AWAITING ORDERS. Leader will check to make sure you are a fan and applicant of the platoon. One of us will respond and setup a time for you to go over (with one of us) what is expected of you and what you can expect from us. ANY AGE AND/OR ANY NON-WYD MEMBERS CAN COMPETE IN OUR FAN TOURNAMENTS!
In those matches you will compete for cool prizes. From these competitions fans are given the opportunity for their skills to be showcased.

If you cannot duplicate your amazing skills live, with a controller, surrounded by cameras, and the public watching, don't EVEN bother trying to get into WYD SP3C-0PS.--------

This is an exciting time! WELCOME TO WYD.

WYD Actual.......out.
 

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