[PAP] PANS AND POTS

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Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfmr_tzlps0 • Created: 2015-06-06
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We are a competitive gaming clan from Zimbabwe. NOW RELOCATED TO INDONESIA.

SPONSORED BY JAYCAR ELECTRONICS, RALPH LAUREN, NINTENDO, GUCCI, MANY MORE TO COME!

First things first:

"salty"

adjective: salty; comparative adjective: saltier; superlative adjective: saltiest

1. tasting of, containing, or preserved with salt.
"the bacon will be quite salty"
synonyms: salt, salted, saline, briny, brackish
antonyms: fresh, bland

IT HAS NO OTHER SIGNIFICANT MEANING

cheers!

Other prohibited words
: scrub, rand, RIP, aids, cancer, riperino, dank, dankest, dank meme, fudge, chewbacca

Our recent achievements thus far

#1 Battlefield 3 ESL Tournament 2012 $5000 giveaway
#1 Battlefield 4 ESL Summer Comp Air Superiority Champions 600 rupees
#2 PAP vs Fnatic ESL CSGO Grand Final Dust 2 (we almost had em!)
#3 Overall Best Team ESL (according to the commentator I inboxed on youtube- nice guy)
#1 BATTLEFIELD OFFICIAL BEST PLATOON OF THE YEAR
#2 MOST IMPROVED PLATOON OF THE YEAR
GRAMMY NOMINATION FOR BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
https://soundcloud.com/mals891/exclusive-summer-deal-hot-licks [soundcloud.com]
DUNDIE AWARD FOR CK FAT FOR COMMS, CHEMISTRY AND BIG PHAT HANDSTANDS


-WE ALSO LIKE TO BEAT BOX


The crew


ck- FUKN FUKN FUKN DN VEHICLES FUKN
-"balls deep or no deep" ck fat 2016
-"plop it like its hot"

Schlanga- how do i fix (insert computer problem)?
-Insecure about his genitalia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wskkujizxu

Crisp- ahhh the paddles!

Sally- manager and part time slut (shes my sister)

Cipher- he snipes (no longer here but i bet he still does)

Mezz- loves his noobtube
- Is incredible (Mezz, 2013, The Battlefield)

fps_mom- newest (not so new anymore!) addition to the collection (we're keeping an eye on this one!)

Nax1us- I like stamp collecting and jazz fusion Morris dancing.
I have no political affiliations or leanings, but one time went past John Howard when he was walking up to the window seats at the MCG in 1997. True story.
I think you DN guys are just the best, thanks for letting me in the clubhouse.

J3W- exceptional vehicle whore

stifint- don't ask

Fresh new recruits we'll be keeping our eye on! These folks are still undergoing our trial activities which involve power-walking, handstands, snorkeling and many more!

-BurgerBiter

-M1SS - she's back! Better than ever!

-Terrence

-APG

-Beaver

-Wilkoo- Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "BattleFielder number 4" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am solidier 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

-Ned Kelly

-Zalia

- Burgers

- DeathPackets

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The Founders (minus Pans)

Pans- loves to LAV whore
and isn't shy to admit it.
Has no special talents or achievements, his favourite day is Tuesday, enjoys playing tennis and has a mild toe fetish.

Pots - is the actual founder of P&P. Pans is impostor
I like to sing, dance, pretend annnnnddd Kazoooo!!

STRIKE 1 OF 3 TO POTS FOR VIOLATING PLATOON CODE #363- Changing platoon description.

STRIKE 2 OF 3 TO POTS FOR ONCE AGAIN VIOLATING PLATOON CODE #363- Changing Platoon Description to change the sponsored company 'RALP LAUREN' to 'RALPH LAUREN' (he needs to learn that I am in charge 'round here)

Pots - lol ^

Other Important Stuff

Please follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Bebo, Microsoft Office and Woolies. (it would mean the world to us!)
- follow us @milfhunter.com (terms and conditions apply)
- here's a picture of a potato: http://www.wiffens.com/wp-content/uploads/sebago-copybest.gif [wiffens.com]



CLICK IF YOU DARE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo [youtube.com]

Public

No Retreat, No Surrender / 2 / MISFITS
https://youtu.be/MZmNCVkoR20 [youtu.be]
2 years ago • 0 Like
So what is this platoon exactly?
8 years ago • 2 likes
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Yes.
7 years ago
same!
7 years ago
Hey guys, long time no see, i needed to time re-synchronize my life with the greater good, i also learned yoga, ping pong, and that the word "physio" the p is silent. How are you all doing, and hows the economy? + @ck_fat i can't add you, ur friends list is fool.
6 years ago • 1 Like
Dear Reaper,

All is well from the PAP community, economy has been thriving as of thus far, business has been booming, stocks are at an all time high.
On behalf of the PAP community, we would like to question your absence, we miss you, how are the kids?
Anyways, Sally's calling me again. Let's talk soon.

Yours truly,
Plaps
6 years ago
Probably gonna get the biggest roasting of my life but fuck it (butt fuck it lol).
Looking at getting back into bf4 again but on PC this time not ps4. Grew up in Zim (not sure if you guys just taking the piss by saying you're from there but oh well).
Wondering if you actually take people in.
I'm 21 and look about 16 -- this is fuel for the expected roasting
6 years ago • 2 likes
hey mate sorry i hardly check this, but we are! join the squad sometime play with us and we can go from there! always looking to help
6 years ago
rip havent played for a couple weeks cause of work. next time i see you in game ill give ya a shout
6 years ago
I need an opinion pregnant people, all bf4 vanilla maps, if i where to open a server only adding vanilla maps, out of the list what would u vote for:
Siege, Paracel, lockers, flood, golmud, pornbreaker, hainan, lan"SING"dam, rogue, zavod.
7 years ago • 1 Like
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Dust 2, Kill Creek, Nuketown then Zavod I reckon
7 years ago
Flood, Zavod, breaker and hanian.
7 years ago
you plap people are the worst everytime i play against you guys its always team stacking, lav whoring, and shit talking. I dont know how you guys got sponsored by gucci
7 years ago • 2 likes
Bunch of Scrubs Add me
7 years ago • 1 Like
Hi fat,
Your friend list is full hence I could not accept your friend request :(
Cheers
Pistol
7 years ago • 1 Like
lf inv
7 years ago • 1 Like
i cant find it either! where'd it go!

but yeh play with the lads then sure thing
7 years ago
hey guys
7 years ago • 1 Like
hi there!
7 years ago
An essay on Conquest Flag Defence and other intrinsic methods for success.

1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh rosemary
2 teaspoons wholegrain mustard
1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
12 (about 550g) lamb cutlets, excess fat trimmed
Salt & freshly ground black pepper
250g green beans, topped
50g (1/4 cup) kalamata olives, unpitted
1 small garlic clove, crushed
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

Step 1

Preheat a barbecue plate or frying pan over medium-high heat. Combine the rosemary, mustard and 1 tablespoon of the oil in a bowl. Add the lamb and turn to coat. Season with salt and pepper. Cook lamb for 2-3 minutes each side for medium or until cooked to your liking. Transfer to a plate and cover with foil. Set aside for 5 minutes to rest.

Step 2

Meanwhile, cook the beans in a saucepan of salted boiling water for 1 minute or until bright green and tender crisp. Drain.

Step 3

Heat remaining oil in pan over high heat. Add beans, olives and garlic and cook, stirring, for 2-3 minutes or until heated through. Add the lemon juice and season with salt and pepper.

Step 4

Divide the lamb and green bean mixture among serving plates. Serve immediately with white bean & feta puree.
8 years ago • 2 likes
tasty!
8 years ago
GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago • 1 Like
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gg for all
8 years ago
And for all eternity.
8 years ago
these blokes couldnt cook a roast to save their lives
8 years ago • 1 Like
To cook your beef:
Place the roasting tray in the preheated oven. Turn the heat down immediately to 200°C/400°F/gas 6 and cook for 1 hour for medium beef. If you prefer it medium-rare, take it out 5 to 10 minutes earlier. For well done, leave it in for another 10 to 15 minutes.
8 years ago
We must defeat the dn scrubs

Mf quietly dished up on the side
8 years ago • 3 likes
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hoooah!
8 years ago
Hooray!
8 years ago
GG CRISP
8 years ago • 1 Like
gg mezz
8 years ago • 1 Like
who's a diklikka?
8 years ago • 1 Like
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love your platoon presentation lel i lost my shit when i stumbled across it
8 years ago
thank you, integrity is an important concept to us and its good that you realized this
8 years ago