[CHR] Church of Hit Reg

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Created: 2021-02-17

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Thy who believes in the all-mighty hit reg ascend to a new level of skill. For God so loved the world he sent his only begotten fiber internet, that whosoever hath it shall not mag dump, but have everlasting 1 frames. Whomst believes in the reg will be able to call themselves “the better player” to all who oppose them. Belief in the reg starts with the understanding of the all-powerful net graph. One must purify the devilish red x’s from thy graph and bless it with greens. Cleansing these unforsaken servers of their reg-less infidelity and work trusting bullet absorbing corpses. Non-believers shall be dealt with relentless green x’s and AEK farm. Thy hops shall be swift and precious snapping the necks of all that stand in thy way. Non-believers shall also be dealt with the bop and donk sending the devil-may-care red x jerks back to the fiery pits of the deployment screen.

Do not use the name of our savior hit reg in vain or thy shall attone for their sins. Otherwise, you shall be deemed a lying, thieving, adultery-at-heart bastard.


“This, then, is how you should pray:
Our Father of reg,
hallowed be your reg,
your aim shall come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in Bz4.
Give us today our daily x's.
And forgive us our accuracy,
as we also have forgiven our KD.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil green x's.”

“Our Father in Apex TDM,
Reveal who you are.
Set the reg right;
Do what’s best—
as green x's, so red.
Keep us alive with three hitmarkers a day.
Keep us forgiven with accuracy and forgiving of KD.
Keep us safe from shotguns and the XM25 spam.
You’re in charge of thy netgraph!
You can do anything you want!
You’re ablaze in skill!
Yes. Yes. Yes.”

"Guide me in your aim and teach me, for you are Reg my Savior, and my hope is in you all day long.”


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