Jess: "We can't be friends anymore."
Aron: "Honestly, I don't give a fuck."

Aron: "If I had a boyfriend I would kick him in the nuts."

Jess: "You can't kill me I'm a killing machine, aw I died."

Jess: "That's it Taylor, I'm gonna block your kills and stand in front of you" *gets insta OHK by a sniper riffle* ; *spawns on Taylor and dies again* "You saw nothing."

Jess: "I hate that these soldiers and announcers scream at me, that's just rude."

Jess: "Aron, come on talk to me."
Aron: "Only when you decide to stop hating on me."

Taylor: "Why do you always run at me from the front? Show your back a little so I can get you."

Aron: "Why do you have all the fun games, lucky.."
Jess: "I don't buy the games, Mike does."
Aron: "I want a boyfriend to buy me games."
Jess: *burst out laughing*
Aron: "Nothing is funny."
Jess: "Tell you what, take mike."
Aron: "If he'll buy me games, then yes."

Jess: "Believe it or not, i never have played GTA 4, so i don't get it."
Aron: "Neither do i."

Aron: *Burst out laughing for a mintue*
Jess: "What's so funny?"
Aron: "I just keep driving over people."
Jess: "You're sick..."

Jess: "Aron, turn on your laptop and get on, so i can show you this song!"
Aron: "Well it isn't off, it's on rest."
Jess: "Oh.."
Aron: "Wait no it isn't. Or maybe it is...you know what, i don't know."

Taylor: *Starts singing I'm Kitty cat*
Aron: "What, i-i'm so confused..."
Taylor: "Well Jess knows what i'm talking about, right Jess?"
Jess: "Um...no."

Jess: "Come on revive me, I just got touched."

Taylor: *Caps flag* "I leveled up!"
Jess: "What the hell, the match just started!"

Jess: "Aron, stay alive i'm gonna spawn on yo- did you just die?"
Aron: "No i'm still alive." *Cough*
Jess: "Then why can't i spawn on you?"
Aron: "Cause fuck you that's why."

Jess: "Aron can i please go?!"
Aron: "Let me speak to Mike to prove it..."
Jess: "Fine." *Impersonates Mike*
Aron: "I know it's you Jessica!"

Taylor: "There's a girl on here that added me because I was a girl also and all she does is small talk about her fiance and daughter. She's like "He makes me so happy and that's all that matters." "DID I ASK? YOU THINK I WANT TO BE REMINDED OF MY FAILED RELATIONSHIPS?" No! :[