Hey there, I'm really sick of being paired up with randoms. I want to play with some teamworking badass motherfuckers from my home country of Canada.

For now, I am the lone wolf. The lone potato, slowly growing those weird white hairs from being left in the sun for a long time. The single ant that's strayed from the pack only to die peacefully on his own.

That's me, for now. Join me. And we'll provide cover and health and ammo for each other. I'll make sure you won't die and you make sure I don't run out of ammo.

Or something like that.

CANADA.